I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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