then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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