belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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