why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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