So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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