Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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