i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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