Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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