I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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