forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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