All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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