She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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