alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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