Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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