What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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