Its about making memories worth repressing
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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