why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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