Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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