Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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