I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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