It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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