I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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