He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I checked into jail on foursquare
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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