Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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