you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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