Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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