If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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