I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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