Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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