Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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