just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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