Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
