Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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