So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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