You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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