A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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