Christians are straight up FREAKS
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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