Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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