at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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