That's intense
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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