Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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