Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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