I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
