You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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