it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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