quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
