Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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