My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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