So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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