Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
