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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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