did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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