we're blogging at a bar
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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