you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm always down for nudity.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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