capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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