He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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