If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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